I've always said the worst thing you can do to an idiot is give them a microphone. Z96 has done just that.

-Phil McFly

I was born with the body of a 14 year old girl or 80 year old man. Science is still trying to figure it out, but my doctors have said that once puberty finally kicks in we should be able to tell.

I know absolutely nothing about sports. To me, football is just that thing that ruins my DVR recordings of the Amazing Race. True story: In 6th grade I was on the tennis team at Pryor Middle School. My coach let me play once out of pity. I lost. *Womp! Womp!*

I take long showers while thinking of being on the beach, only because I hate to have sand in places that it doesn't belong. (it's the way I also like my women! *rim shot*)

Besides radio, I teach music and play at a local church. I'll keep you guys guessing just in case I get any undesirables!